1. officialunitedstates:

    my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

     
  2. ineffably-crowley:

sparkafterdark:

glumshoe:

sparkafterdark:

tenaflyviper:

He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.

He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

    ineffably-crowley:

    sparkafterdark:

    glumshoe:

    sparkafterdark:

    tenaflyviper:

    He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.

    And also steal your infants.

    He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.

    I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.

    It was not her baby to give.

    David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.

    Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king? 

    The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.

    Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.

    (Source: )

     
  3. rainymeadows:

    somethingpointy:

    Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

    Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

    Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

    Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

    Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

    Someone write a book about this.

     
  4. 17:52 8th Sep 2014

    Notes: 220833

    Reblogged from croquettish

    Tags: places stoop kid lovesart!

    (Source: totallytasmia)

     
  5. soulpunkpatrock:

    i love all of my followers but like

    if we’ve been in a mutual since glee fandom you’re my ride till i die forever ok i don’t even care man you are a true saint and a deity among mortals

    (Source: aboutlegacy)

     
  6. Plays: 1,568,035

    aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

    inlove-fallen-angel:

    torctarmin:

    i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

    saintnoah:

    mcstump:

    altair:

    This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

    i’ve never hit reblog so quickly omfg

    image

    ITS JULY

    No it’s Halloween

    This is amazing

    one more month motherfuckers and i’ll be blasting this from a stereo.

     
  7. 09:17

    Notes: 28886

    Reblogged from hildat93

    Tags: hahahachips>>>>> dicksfood glorious food

     
  8. thelilnan:

    Enjolras learns some very disturbing information

    and then completely disregards it

     
  9. 17:10

    Notes: 296530

    Reblogged from the-puddinator

    Tags: yes yes it is

    image: Download

    8oo:

awesomephilia:

These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

is that phineas and ferb

    8oo:

    awesomephilia:

    These two guys entered the metro from different stations and don’t even know each other. (via)

    is that phineas and ferb

     
  10. 221cbakerstreet:

thatferrybroad:

wliabl:

Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND
iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 
CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE
WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY
NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA
AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM
UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.
can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

that’s really exciting

    221cbakerstreet:

    thatferrybroad:

    wliabl:

    Cleopatra’s Underwater Palace, Egypt 

    I still don’t get why no one is LOSING THEIR FUCKING SHIT OVER THIS FIND

    iT SURVIVED THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LEVELED THE REST OF THE CITY IN 365 A.D. 

    CLEOPATRA’S FUCKING PALACE

    WITH INTACT FUCKING STATUARY

    NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THE FUCKING ENTIRE GODDAMN ISLAND OF ANTIRRHODOS INCLUDING THE ANCIENT PORT OF ALEXANDRIA

    AND THEY’RE GONNA BUILD A MOTHERFUCKING UNDERWATER MUSEUM

    UNDERWATER. MUSEUM.

    can I be a mermaid tour guide there or some shit, you don’t even have to pay me i will just live there forever oh my fucking god

    that’s really exciting

     
  11. the-dragons-thoughts:

    Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

     
  12. (Source: sailorginnypig)

     
  13. 13:59

    Notes: 191524

    Reblogged from blk0912

    Tags: it's ok you don't want to hear ittrust me

    wifipasswords:

    I JUST REALIZED NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER HEARD ME TALK

     
  14. image: Download

    This is what I wore yesterday on my spur of the moment 1st date!

Summary: Went clubbing with my gfs, met hot dude (He’s BRAZILIAN) right when it closed. Went to the only open place at 2 am, America’s proud Denny’s. Flirted (except I have no idea how to flirt and act coy????) and whatnot. 

Don’t expect anything after that, but got my 1st date off my bucket list.

    This is what I wore yesterday on my spur of the moment 1st date!

    Summary: Went clubbing with my gfs, met hot dude (He’s BRAZILIAN) right when it closed. Went to the only open place at 2 am, America’s proud Denny’s. Flirted (except I have no idea how to flirt and act coy????) and whatnot.

    Don’t expect anything after that, but got my 1st date off my bucket list.

     
  15. Xssd g hiu y d3466h

    I WENT ON MY 1ST DATE!!!!!!

    EVER!!!!!

    HECK, I DON’T GIVE A DAMN IF I NEVER SEE THE DUDE AGAIN!!!!!

    I JUST DID SOMETHING I WANTED TO DO FOE SO LONG!!!!

    AND I JUST!!!!!

    *BREATHES DEEPLY INTO PAPER BAG*