1. cactsus:

    my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day

     
  2. ernoticon:

    *tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

     
  3. slaughteroftheweeaboos:

    ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

    (Source: dumpybear)

     
  4. Anonymous said: i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.

    iguanamouth:

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    alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

    alfredont:

    THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

     
  6. icanhaspokemans:

    leftyrosenthal:

    e-gay:

    the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

    lmfao I am both of them at the same time

    sometimes I really wish I had had a younger sibling but then I see shit like this and I remember that I hate children

    (Source: vinegod)

     
  7. maryjunenotmaryjane:

    thegayloki:

    danglingthpider:

    rabioheab:

    rabioheab:

    i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures

    i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly

    don’t be a celsiass

    its too fahrenlate 

    *waves hands helplessly* kelvin

     
  8. 11:48

    Notes: 257474

    Reblogged from icanhaspokemans

    Tags: hope you get caught assweed

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    theblacksymphony:

If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

    theblacksymphony:

    If this is your husband, I have just endured a 2 hour train ride from Philadelphia listening to this loser and his friends brag about their multiple affairs and how their wives are too stupid to catch on. Oh, please reblog the shit out of this…

     
  9. (Source: dapperfucker)

     
  10. glassshard:

    8bitmaximo:

    leseanthomas:

    OMFG. THIS. SHOW.

    GPOY FOREVER.

    This dude’s face is amazing. He’s like a Japanese Jim Carrey.

     
  11. wrongwaytosay:

    yet another new york st.berry au 

     
  12. simplybatwoman:

    Stretching is so weird its like here, let me just throw my limbs out at an awkward angle and make dying whale noises for a little while and then I’ll feel better

     
  13. 12:54 26th Aug 2014

    Notes: 467598

    Reblogged from scarletxmoon

    Tags: please do

    I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

    Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

    (Source: askboxmemes)

     
  14. kamikazeworld:

    fantasticsteve:

    ohyousourwolf:

    Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

    first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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  15. My coworker told me about her daughter as a toddler.

    When she was 3 years old, her and their neighbor’s 3 year old son were playing in the kiddie pool.

    The little boy took off his trunks and stood up.

    The little girl freaked out not knowing what it was

    And

    Bit

    It

    I REPEAT:

    She

    BIT

    It

    AND the next week her big brother tried to show him how to use the toilet.

    The heavy lid accidentally closed on his penis.